It’s that time of year for finals. I never really understood finals till I took community college classes. Sure, I had talked to people who mentioned in a slow, exasperated voice how hard their finals were going to be. My canned response was always “finals? just do them next week.” Then I took some community college classes and got a real view of finals. It happened at the end of last semester; I realized college finals are different than homeschool finals. To illustrate what I learned, let’s analyze a typical homeschooler. He is 17, wears jeans with his shirt tucked in and his hair parted neatly and can always be seen wearing an old pair of tennis shoes. He is generally a literature nerd; he’s really good a literature related subjects, but is still in Saxon algebra 1/2. We’ll name him Joe. Joe’s thought process for his homeschool finals generally go like this*:
Monday: I have finals on Friday. I better study.
Tuesday: I still have finals. I really better study.
Wednesday: Ok now I seriously have to study. I better stop reading Shakespeare and Dickens and actually read those selections of Shakespeare and Dickens plus memorize the answers to those questions from my Abeka lit book.
Thursday: OK, now I seriously need to work on studying for finals. However this book really interesting, and I have some research to get done before debate club. Plus I have a few speeches to polish. Finals can wait.
Friday: Finals are today. I haven’t studied for them. Oh well, I can always do them next week. It’s not like they are going anywhere.
Joe now decides to take some community college classes to get some extra credits out of the way before college. Here’s how his first finals go:
Monday: I have finals this week. I had better study.
Tuesday: I have finals this week. I really better study.
Wednesday: Ok, so now I have to study. I better get to that. But first I need to cut some abolish cards and actually print out my caveats brief.
Thursday: The test is today. I should have studied. (Joe takes the test and aces it anyway)
After I took my first final I changed my basic response to my school-going friends complaining about their finals. Instead of saying “finals? just do them next week.”, I now say “finals? darn, that sucks. good luck.” Needless to say I now have a new respect for finals. To be sure they aren’t that hard, but they are definitely stressful due the fact that they just happen – they don’t wait for you.
So it took me this entire post to tell you I am in finals week. I probably won’t be updating much, and please wish me luck!
*Joe is a typical homeschooler and does not represent all homeschoolers. Some other homeschoolers, particularly the ones with very organized parents, simply have finals on friday, study for them over the week before, and then take them on Friday and get “A”s. It’s not slightly sickening.